04 Dec 1998
- If I like it, it's mine.
- If it's in my hand, it's mine.
- If I can take it from you, it's mine.
- If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
- If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
- If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
- If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
- If I think it's mine, it's mine.
- If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.
- If I...Whoops!
Sorry! I goofed! Instead of reading the Toddler Property Laws, I've been reading Microsoft's Business Plan...