Gates Gags

(Yes, of course the pun is intentional...:-) Microsoft and Chairman Bill Gates have long been easy targets for jokes, Macintosh and otherwise; here are a few of the many jabs at Big Beige that have reached us:

The Jokes on Jobs

"Where are the jokes?" Steve Jobs used to ask when looking over proofs of the early Macintosh documentation. "I want more jokes." Not only is Steve Jobs no more kind than Bill Gates, he's probably less kind, and always has been. But Steve knows the value of a good joke and Bill still doesn't.

-- Robert X. Cringely

Got a clever Steve Jobs or Apple Computer joke? C'mon, we can take it (as long as it's actually funny, of course :-). Send it in (to "MacJokes", at this domain), and if it makes us chuckle, we'll post it.

Funnies

Every good publication needs a comic strip. Fitzpatrick the Mac Rat comes to you courtesy of Insanely Great Mac and cartoonist Chuck Downs: