10 Dec 1998

The 12 Days of Microsoft Christmas

By Gil Glass


  • On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    8 Megs overflowin'
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    9 apps a crashin'
    8 Megs overflowin'
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    10 modes not supported
    9 apps a crashin'
    8 Megs overflowin'
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    11 instructions faulty
    10 modes not supported
    9 apps a crashin'
    8 Megs overflowin'
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

  • On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    12 sound cards silent
    11 instructions faulty
    10 modes not supported
    9 apps a crashin'
    8 Megs overflowin'
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and
    Windows 95 for my PC

And, a long awaited follow-up:

  • On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    A Macintosh instead of a PC

  • On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to...hey, wait a minute, this thing works!

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